28-Year-Old American Guy Issues a Coin for the Once $70 Billion Enron?

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This may be the most interesting thing that happened in the crypto world after the US President launched the $TRUMP coin. To tell this story, we need to go back to the early 21st century and start with a historical investment scam that took place back then...

The Historical Investment Scam in the Early 21st Century

28-Year-Old American Guy Issues a Coin for the Once $70 Billion Enron?

The image above is not from the cryptocurrency world's price movement but from the former US stock market, from the Enron Corporation.

It was a former giant in the US energy sector and one of the most infamous entities since the emergence of "financial fraud." As a former Wall Street darling stock, Enron's stock was once highly sought after by investors and analysts, with the stock price reaching a high of $90.75 in August 2000. However, as the financial scandal unfolded, the stock price plummeted rapidly. Eventually, the company filed for bankruptcy, the stock price dropped to $0.26, it was delisted from the New York Stock Exchange, and trading was suspended.

Thousands of employees lost their jobs due to Enron's bankruptcy, and countless investors were left penniless in this historical scam.

At 28, Holding the Enron CEO Role for $275

When this tragedy occurred, the protagonist of the story, Connor Gaydos, was only 5 years old, and the wheels of destiny began to turn. 23 years later, he became the CEO of Enron Corporation.

Connor Gaydos

In 2020, the trademark of Enron Corporation was acquired by a company named "The College Company," and Connor Gaydos is the co-founder of this company.

How much did it cost to acquire the Enron trademark? $275.

What was the purpose of acquiring this trademark? The answer at that time was—to sell clothing.

What does this piece of clothing look like? It features a large logo of the Enron corporation with the text below saying "1997 Summer Internship." I wonder how Enron's former employees, especially those who truly joined the company as interns in the summer of 1997 and ended up losing everything in the end, would feel when they see this garment...

Fast forward to the year 2024. On December 2, 2024, which marks the 23rd anniversary of Enron's bankruptcy, a full-page advertisement from Enron appeared in the Houston Chronicle, causing a sensation across the United States—Enron is back?

Simultaneously, a new official website and social media presence emerged. The social media account even released a one-minute serious advertisement, giving the appearance of seriousness. However, it's unclear what Enron's comeback entails, but they keep emphasizing everywhere:

"We are making a comeback, can we talk?"

On this day, the official account announced the establishment of the new Enron Corporation, aimed at addressing the global energy crisis. In Houston, the city where the original Enron was headquartered, people also spotted large Enron billboards.

On December 10, 2024, the new Enron's official social media account formally announced Connor Gaydos as the CEO of the new Enron Corporation. The content of this post was quite intriguing, directly addressing Enron's past and stating, "We are completely transparent, with nothing to hide."

The Last Remaining Shell of a Former Energy Giant, Now a Tool of Performance Art

So, is Connor Gaydos really here to solve the global energy crisis? Of course not. Let's take a look at what this "resurrected" CEO of Enron has been up to.

Firstly, as the new company supposedly aiming to resolve the global energy crisis, the online store page on their website doesn't sell energy but instead offers clothes, hats, water bottles, and stickers. They have essentially turned energy stations into a large marketplace, transforming the bankrupt energy giant into a fashion brand akin to UNIQLO after 24 years.

Get one and recharge your body

Next, on December 13, 2024, our newly appointed 28-year-old CEO stepped out of a black sedan, smiled and waved at the camera, only to be "pie-faced" by an old man at the corner with a giant pie straight to the face. The video was shot in a very funny way, with some unknown security actor who was much shorter than the CEO, ultimately protecting the CEO covered in pie crust like escorting a criminal...

Interestingly, this was a cue to a similar event that occurred 24 years ago. On June 21, 2001, a lady named Francine Cavanagh greeted former Enron CEO Jeff Skilling with a pie to protest in San Francisco. She was detained but not arrested.

More importantly, this led to a "offline reconciliation meeting" three days later.

During this "offline reconciliation meeting," the new Enron CEO donated $50,000 to all Houston residents, urging everyone to look forward, creating a very harmonious atmosphere.

Following that was a heavyweight move; on January 7, the new Enron Company announced the launch of a revolutionary energy product, the Enron Nuclear Egg.

The Enron Nuclear Egg, the world's first residential micro nuclear reactor, can provide uninterrupted power to homes for up to 10 years. How was such a high-tech thing achieved?

In a 5-minute-long Twitter press conference video, the CEO said it was all thanks to Enron's mineral department developing a material called "Enron Ore." The new Enron will also collaborate with FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) under the Department of Homeland Security to provide them with the Enron Nuclear Egg, ensuring portable energy supply for emergency responses.

This event also featured the new Chief Technology Officer of New Enron, Daniel Wong. This guy claimed that our energy egg only used 20% enriched uranium, far below the level required to make nuclear weapons. After speaking, he felt a sense of fruitful joy.

Indeed, it is far below the over 90% enriched uranium needed to manufacture nuclear weapons, but ChatGPT told me that nuclear power plant fuel typically uses only 3%-5% enriched uranium. Whether they've installed a nuclear power plant at home or are casually enjoying radiation at home, I am very confused...

Everything was done in an orderly manner. In a few days, New Enron's official Twitter account released a photo of the CEO at the Enron Nuclear Egg Factory, along with a short video titled "CEO Takes You Inside the Enron Nuclear Lab."

On January 25th, Paris Hilton tweeted at the CEO on Twitter, expressing her desire for a New Enron Energy Egg. On February 1st, they met, and successfully delivered the egg into Paris Hilton's hands. Thus, art was created.

Finally, there was the $ENRON token launched on Solana last night. After this token was released, many in the crypto community questioned whether the egg created by New Enron was a scam akin to turning water into oil. However, this was all part of the "play" orchestrated by Connor Gaydos, the New Enron CEO, a large-scale meme performance breaking the fourth wall from reality to the virtual world...

In the terms of use on the New Enron website, it is emphasized in capital letters that "the information on this website is satirical content protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, constitutes performance art, and is for entertainment purposes only."

As mentioned earlier, Connor Gaydos, as a co-founder of 'The College Company,' also owns the trademark for 'BIRDS AREN'T REAL.'

'BIRDS AREN'T REAL' is an ironic movement promoted by Connor Gaydos and Peter McIndoe, pretending to advocate the conspiracy theory that "all of America's birds have been killed by the government, and the birds we see are surveillance drones monitoring the public." This movement satirizes real-life conspiracy theories like "the moon landing was fake." Many fans participate, forming a community of a seemingly legitimate conspiracy theory to observe the spread of information and the public's reaction.

Surprise! The new CEO of New Enron, who not only took out a full-page newspaper ad, purchased a billboard, and recorded a press conference video, but did everything to establish a company in reality that could deceive people with its falsehoods. This is an ongoing performance art piece and social experiment.

Epilogue

After reading all the stories above, you may be left with one question at the end—

Is that it? All that effort just to launch a token?

If everyone went to such great lengths over four years to launch a token, it would be great. We could explore so many angles... It's a bit of a pity that everyone's focus is on "the meme project team making a fortune" or "New Enron is here to scam again," rather than taking a moment to appreciate the rare cross between Web2 and Web3 performance art itself.

To put so much thought into something, even if it's abstract, is admirable. This project reminds me of an example I mentioned when introducing Milady two years ago—

Recently, I encountered a map of "My House" in the old game "DOOM," where the author logged back into the game forum 17 years later and released a map honoring his deceased friend. Due to the intricate contents, it's almost impossible to tell whether it's based on real-life events or is a piece of "performance art"... But, it really immerses people.

If what we wanted was an amazing meme, Enron achieved it. I'd like to call Connor Gaydos the innate abstract deity. Welcome to Web3, Gaydos.

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China's Central Bank and Eight Other Departments' Latest Regulatory Focus: Key Attention to RWA Tokenized Asset Risk


Foreword: Today, the People's Bank of China's website published the "Notice of the People's Bank of China, National Development and Reform Commission, Ministry of Industry and Information Technology, Ministry of Public Security, State Administration for Market Regulation, China Banking and Insurance Regulatory Commission, China Securities Regulatory Commission, State Administration of Foreign Exchange on Further Preventing and Dealing with Risks Related to Virtual Currency and Others (Yinfa [2026] No. 42)", the latest regulatory requirements from the eight departments including the central bank, which are basically consistent with the regulatory requirements of recent years. The main focus of the regulation is on speculative activities such as virtual currency trading, exchanges, ICOs, overseas platform services, and this time, regulatory oversight of RWA has been added, explicitly prohibiting RWA tokenization, stablecoins (especially those pegged to the RMB). The following is the full text:


To the people's governments of all provinces, autonomous regions, and municipalities directly under the Central Government, the Xinjiang Production and Construction Corps:


  Recently, there have been speculative activities related to virtual currency and Real-World Assets (RWA) tokenization, disrupting the economic and financial order and jeopardizing the property security of the people. In order to further prevent and address the risks related to virtual currency and Real-World Assets tokenization, effectively safeguard national security and social stability, in accordance with the "Law of the People's Republic of China on the People's Bank of China," "Law of the People's Republic of China on Commercial Banks," "Securities Law of the People's Republic of China," "Law of the People's Republic of China on Securities Investment Funds," "Law of the People's Republic of China on Futures and Derivatives," "Cybersecurity Law of the People's Republic of China," "Regulations of the People's Republic of China on the Administration of Renminbi," "Regulations on Prevention and Disposal of Illegal Fundraising," "Regulations of the People's Republic of China on Foreign Exchange Administration," "Telecommunications Regulations of the People's Republic of China," and other provisions, after reaching consensus with the Cyberspace Administration of China, the Supreme People's Court, and the Supreme People's Procuratorate, and with the approval of the State Council, the relevant matters are notified as follows:


  I. Clarify the essential attributes of virtual currency, Real-World Assets tokenization, and related business activities


  (I) Virtual currency does not possess the legal status equivalent to fiat currency. Virtual currencies such as Bitcoin, Ether, Tether, etc., have the main characteristics of being issued by non-monetary authorities, using encryption technology and distributed ledger or similar technology, existing in digital form, etc. They do not have legal tender status, should not and cannot be circulated and used as currency in the market.


  The business activities related to virtual currency are classified as illegal financial activities. The exchange of fiat currency and virtual currency within the territory, exchange of virtual currencies, acting as a central counterparty in buying and selling virtual currencies, providing information intermediary and pricing services for virtual currency transactions, token issuance financing, and trading of virtual currency-related financial products, etc., fall under illegal financial activities, such as suspected illegal issuance of token vouchers, unauthorized public issuance of securities, illegal operation of securities and futures business, illegal fundraising, etc., are strictly prohibited across the board and resolutely banned in accordance with the law. Overseas entities and individuals are not allowed to provide virtual currency-related services to domestic entities in any form.


  A stablecoin pegged to a fiat currency indirectly fulfills some functions of the fiat currency in circulation. Without the consent of relevant authorities in accordance with the law and regulations, any domestic or foreign entity or individual is not allowed to issue a RMB-pegged stablecoin overseas.


(II)Tokenization of Real-World Assets refers to the use of encryption technology and distributed ledger or similar technologies to transform ownership rights, income rights, etc., of assets into tokens (tokens) or other interests or bond certificates with token (token) characteristics, and carry out issuance and trading activities.


  Engaging in the tokenization of real-world assets domestically, as well as providing related intermediary, information technology services, etc., which are suspected of illegal issuance of token vouchers, unauthorized public offering of securities, illegal operation of securities and futures business, illegal fundraising, and other illegal financial activities, shall be prohibited; except for relevant business activities carried out with the approval of the competent authorities in accordance with the law and regulations and relying on specific financial infrastructures. Overseas entities and individuals are not allowed to illegally provide services related to the tokenization of real-world assets to domestic entities in any form.


  II. Sound Work Mechanism


  (III) Inter-agency Coordination. The People's Bank of China, together with the National Development and Reform Commission, the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology, the Ministry of Public Security, the State Administration for Market Regulation, the China Banking and Insurance Regulatory Commission, the China Securities Regulatory Commission, the State Administration of Foreign Exchange, and other departments, will improve the work mechanism, strengthen coordination with the Cyberspace Administration of China, the Supreme People's Court, and the Supreme People's Procuratorate, coordinate efforts, and overall guide regions to carry out risk prevention and disposal of virtual currency-related illegal financial activities.


  The China Securities Regulatory Commission, together with the National Development and Reform Commission, the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology, the Ministry of Public Security, the People's Bank of China, the State Administration for Market Regulation, the China Banking and Insurance Regulatory Commission, the State Administration of Foreign Exchange, and other departments, will improve the work mechanism, strengthen coordination with the Cyberspace Administration of China, the Supreme People's Court, and the Supreme People's Procuratorate, coordinate efforts, and overall guide regions to carry out risk prevention and disposal of illegal financial activities related to the tokenization of real-world assets.


  (IV) Strengthening Local Implementation. The people's governments at the provincial level are overall responsible for the prevention and disposal of risks related to virtual currencies and the tokenization of real-world assets in their respective administrative regions. The specific leading department is the local financial regulatory department, with participation from branches and dispatched institutions of the State Council's financial regulatory department, telecommunications regulators, public security, market supervision, and other departments, in coordination with cyberspace departments, courts, and procuratorates, to improve the normalization of the work mechanism, effectively connect with the relevant work mechanisms of central departments, form a cooperative and coordinated working pattern between central and local governments, effectively prevent and properly handle risks related to virtual currencies and the tokenization of real-world assets, and maintain economic and financial order and social stability.


  III. Strengthened Risk Monitoring, Prevention, and Disposal


  (5) Enhanced Risk Monitoring. The People's Bank of China, China Securities Regulatory Commission, National Development and Reform Commission, Ministry of Industry and Information Technology, Ministry of Public Security, State Administration of Foreign Exchange, Cyberspace Administration of China, and other departments continue to improve monitoring techniques and system support, enhance cross-departmental data analysis and sharing, establish sound information sharing and cross-validation mechanisms, promptly grasp the risk situation of activities related to virtual currency and real-world asset tokenization. Local governments at all levels give full play to the role of local monitoring and early warning mechanisms. Local financial regulatory authorities, together with branches and agencies of the State Council's financial regulatory authorities, as well as departments of cyberspace and public security, ensure effective connection between online monitoring, offline investigation, and fund tracking, efficiently and accurately identify activities related to virtual currency and real-world asset tokenization, promptly share risk information, improve early warning information dissemination, verification, and rapid response mechanisms.


  (6) Strengthened Oversight of Financial Institutions, Intermediaries, and Technology Service Providers. Financial institutions (including non-bank payment institutions) are prohibited from providing account opening, fund transfer, and clearing services for virtual currency-related business activities, issuing and selling financial products related to virtual currency, including virtual currency and related financial products in the scope of collateral, conducting insurance business related to virtual currency, or including virtual currency in the scope of insurance liability. Financial institutions (including non-bank payment institutions) are prohibited from providing custody, clearing, and settlement services for unauthorized real-world asset tokenization-related business and related financial products. Relevant intermediary institutions and information technology service providers are prohibited from providing intermediary, technical, or other services for unauthorized real-world asset tokenization-related businesses and related financial products.


  (7) Enhanced Management of Internet Information Content and Access. Internet enterprises are prohibited from providing online business venues, commercial displays, marketing, advertising, or paid traffic diversion services for virtual currency and real-world asset tokenization-related business activities. Upon discovering clues of illegal activities, they should promptly report to relevant departments and provide technical support and assistance for related investigations and inquiries. Based on the clues transferred by the financial regulatory authorities, the cyberspace administration, telecommunications authorities, and public security departments should promptly close and deal with websites, mobile applications (including mini-programs), and public accounts engaged in virtual currency and real-world asset tokenization-related business activities in accordance with the law.


  (8) Strengthened Entity Registration and Advertisement Management. Market supervision departments strengthen entity registration and management, and enterprise and individual business registrations must not contain terms such as "virtual currency," "virtual asset," "cryptocurrency," "crypto asset," "stablecoin," "real-world asset tokenization," or "RWA" in their names or business scopes. Market supervision departments, together with financial regulatory authorities, legally enhance the supervision of advertisements related to virtual currency and real-world asset tokenization, promptly investigating and handling relevant illegal advertisements.


  (IX) Continued Rectification of Virtual Currency Mining Activities. The National Development and Reform Commission, together with relevant departments, strictly controls virtual currency mining activities, continuously promotes the rectification of virtual currency mining activities. The people's governments of various provinces take overall responsibility for the rectification of "mining" within their respective administrative regions. In accordance with the requirements of the National Development and Reform Commission and other departments in the "Notice on the Rectification of Virtual Currency Mining Activities" (NDRC Energy-saving Building [2021] No. 1283) and the provisions of the "Guidance Catalog for Industrial Structure Adjustment (2024 Edition)," a comprehensive review, investigation, and closure of existing virtual currency mining projects are conducted, new mining projects are strictly prohibited, and mining machine production enterprises are strictly prohibited from providing mining machine sales and other services within the country.


  (X) Severe Crackdown on Related Illegal Financial Activities. Upon discovering clues to illegal financial activities related to virtual currency and the tokenization of real-world assets, local financial regulatory authorities, branches of the State Council's financial regulatory authorities, and other relevant departments promptly investigate, determine, and properly handle the issues in accordance with the law, and seriously hold the relevant entities and individuals legally responsible. Those suspected of crimes are transferred to the judicial authorities for processing according to the law.


 (XI) Severe Crackdown on Related Illegal and Criminal Activities. The Ministry of Public Security, the People's Bank of China, the State Administration for Market Regulation, the China Banking and Insurance Regulatory Commission, the China Securities Regulatory Commission, as well as judicial and procuratorial organs, in accordance with their respective responsibilities, rigorously crack down on illegal and criminal activities related to virtual currency, the tokenization of real-world assets, such as fraud, money laundering, illegal business operations, pyramid schemes, illegal fundraising, and other illegal and criminal activities carried out under the guise of virtual currency, the tokenization of real-world assets, etc.


  (XII) Strengthen Industry Self-discipline. Relevant industry associations should enhance membership management and policy advocacy, based on their own responsibilities, advocate and urge member units to resist illegal financial activities related to virtual currency and the tokenization of real-world assets. Member units that violate regulatory policies and industry self-discipline rules are to be disciplined in accordance with relevant self-regulatory management regulations. By leveraging various industry infrastructure, conduct risk monitoring related to virtual currency, the tokenization of real-world assets, and promptly transfer issue clues to relevant departments.


  IV. Strict Supervision of Domestic Entities Engaging in Overseas Business Activities


(XIII) Without the approval of relevant departments in accordance with the law and regulations, domestic entities and foreign entities controlled by them may not issue virtual currency overseas.


  (XIV) Domestic entities engaging directly or indirectly in overseas external debt-based tokenization of real-world assets, or conducting asset securitization activities abroad based on domestic ownership rights, income rights, etc. (hereinafter referred to as domestic equity), should be strictly regulated in accordance with the principles of "same business, same risk, same rules." The National Development and Reform Commission, the China Securities Regulatory Commission, the State Administration of Foreign Exchange, and other relevant departments regulate it according to their respective responsibilities. For other forms of overseas real-world asset tokenization activities based on domestic equity by domestic entities, the China Securities Regulatory Commission, together with relevant departments, supervise according to their division of responsibilities. Without the consent and filing of relevant departments, no unit or individual may engage in the above-mentioned business.


  (15) Overseas subsidiaries and branches of domestic financial institutions providing Real World Asset Tokenization-related services overseas shall do so legally and prudently. They shall have professional personnel and systems in place to effectively mitigate business risks, strictly implement customer onboarding, suitability management, anti-money laundering requirements, and incorporate them into the domestic financial institutions' compliance and risk management system. Intermediaries and information technology service providers offering Real World Asset Tokenization services abroad based on domestic equity or conducting Real World Asset Tokenization business in the form of overseas debt for domestic entities directly or indirectly venturing abroad must strictly comply with relevant laws and regulations. They should establish and improve relevant compliance and internal control systems in accordance with relevant normative requirements, strengthen business and risk control, and report the business developments to the relevant regulatory authorities for approval or filing.


  V. Strengthen Organizational Implementation


  (16) Strengthen organizational leadership and overall coordination. All departments and regions should attach great importance to the prevention of risks related to virtual currencies and Real World Asset Tokenization, strengthen organizational leadership, clarify work responsibilities, form a long-term effective working mechanism with centralized coordination, local implementation, and shared responsibilities, maintain high pressure, dynamically monitor risks, effectively prevent and mitigate risks in an orderly and efficient manner, legally protect the property security of the people, and make every effort to maintain economic and financial order and social stability.


  (17) Widely carry out publicity and education. All departments, regions, and industry associations should make full use of various media and other communication channels to disseminate information through legal and policy interpretation, analysis of typical cases, and education on investment risks, etc. They should promote the illegality and harm of virtual currencies and Real World Asset Tokenization-related businesses and their manifestations, fully alert to potential risks and hidden dangers, and enhance public awareness and identification capabilities for risk prevention.


  VI. Legal Responsibility


  (18) Engaging in illegal financial activities related to virtual currencies and Real World Asset Tokenization in violation of this notice, as well as providing services for virtual currencies and Real World Asset Tokenization-related businesses, shall be punished in accordance with relevant regulations. If it constitutes a crime, criminal liability shall be pursued according to the law. For domestic entities and individuals who knowingly or should have known that overseas entities illegally provided virtual currency or Real World Asset Tokenization-related services to domestic entities and still assisted them, relevant responsibilities shall be pursued according to the law. If it constitutes a crime, criminal liability shall be pursued according to the law.


  (19) If any unit or individual invests in virtual currencies, Real World Asset Tokens, and related financial products against public order and good customs, the relevant civil legal actions shall be invalid, and any resulting losses shall be borne by them. If there are suspicions of disrupting financial order and jeopardizing financial security, the relevant departments shall deal with them according to the law.


  This notice shall enter into force upon the date of its issuance. The People's Bank of China and ten other departments' "Notice on Further Preventing and Dealing with the Risks of Virtual Currency Trading Speculation" (Yinfa [2021] No. 237) is hereby repealed.


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